UPGRADE: Siri tells Malkovich a much funnier, dirtier joke.
This chemistry class “extra credit” project is awesome and all … but clearly this kid is just trying to get laid, right? RIGHT?!
What’s the more important takeaway here: the dude’s wicked bartending/juggling skills or the TV show’s horrible editing/music skills?
Live lip dub marriage proposal? Oh, Isaac, you’re setting the bar way too high for every man who comes after you!
From gummy bear breast implants to a North Carolina redneck pastor’s homosexual genocide to Justin Bieber bragging about the size of his dong, this is your lulz-worthy weekly edition of Headlines That Suck.
Zooey took a parting look at the page she had been reading, then closed the manuscript and dropped it over the side of the tub. “Jesus Christ almighty,” she said. “Sometimes I see me dead in the rain.”
“Yes, that is you dead in the rain,” Siri retorted plainly.
Trayvoning? Oh, fuck you. There’s snark, then there’s being a dick.
A truly insensitive dick. Just stop it.
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