Guantánamo Bay Prisoners Really Love ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Here’s a mindgrape-crushing info nugget from today’s Miami Herald: “Harry Potter books are passé among the prisoners. The adventures of the boy wizard have been supplanted by early episodes of Will Smith’s 1990s TV comedy, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.” Now this is a story all about howThe infidels flipped me upside downAnd I’d like to take a minute just sit down, yoI’ll tell you how I became a prisoner at a camp called GITMO In Saudi Arabia, born and raisedHatin’ women is how I spent most of my daysChillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ at mi casa,Yellin’ “Death to the West” outside the madrassa When a couple of yanks who were up to no goodStarted making trouble in my holy hoodI got in one li’l jihad screamin’ “We hate ham!”Then Rummy said, “We’re moving you to Cuba to live with Uncle Sam.” SEE MORE
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Guantánamo Bay Prisoners Really Love ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’

Here’s a mindgrape-crushing info nugget from today’s Miami Herald: “Harry Potter books are passé among the prisoners. The adventures of the boy wizard have been supplanted by early episodes of Will Smith’s 1990s TV comedy, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.”

Now this is a story all about how
The infidels flipped me upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit down, yo
I’ll tell you how I became a prisoner at a camp called GITMO

In Saudi Arabia, born and raised
Hatin’ women is how I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ at mi casa,
Yellin’ “Death to the West” outside the madrassa

When a couple of yanks who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my holy hood
I got in one li’l jihad screamin’ “We hate ham!”
Then Rummy said, “We’re moving you to Cuba to live with Uncle Sam.”

SEE MORE