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</description><title>HYPERVOCAL</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hypervocal)</generator><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Zooey took a parting look at the page she had been reading, then...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae311a4de6ff507eb743f6ce85605eb8/tumblr_mnd084Q9xF1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zooey took a parting look at the page she had been reading, then closed the manuscript and dropped it over the side of the tub. “Jesus Christ almighty,” she said. “Sometimes I see me dead in the rain.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Yes, that is you dead in the rain,” Siri retorted plainly.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hypervocal.com/entertainment/2012/siri-and-zooey-jd-salinger/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;READ MORE FROM SIRI &amp; ZOOEY HERE.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51304767118</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51304767118</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 10:57:40 -0400</pubDate><category>books</category><category>lol</category><category>zooey</category><category>iphone</category><category>apple</category><category>siri</category></item><item><title>Great spectacles are occurring both inside and outside the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a401836b525746321b9697f32eaeff6e/tumblr_mnczcpHt911r0wmpgo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aedc487081a90b5cdb42bd5d80eaf63e/tumblr_mnczcpHt911r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8563b4163d5ec37171ab5bf4871e6b81/tumblr_mnczcpHt911r0wmpgo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Great spectacles are occurring both inside and outside the &lt;a href="http://hypervocal.com/tag/sydney-opera-house/" target="_blank"&gt;Sydney Opera House&lt;/a&gt; this fortnight. Vivid Sydney, an annual two-week event of “Light, Music, Ideas,” kicked off in Australia on Friday, and as you can see by the projections on the building itself, the creativity is mind-bendingly cool. &lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/193b5y" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Click here for an AWESOME time-lapse video.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51303637732</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51303637732</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 10:38:49 -0400</pubDate><category>australia</category><category>sydney</category><category>opera house</category><category>cool</category><category>time lapse</category></item><item><title>Will Smith broke out all the oldies on Graham Norton last night:...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zbZct9Ey-CI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Will Smith broke out all the oldies on Graham Norton last night: Fresh Prince theme, Apache, even Carlton and DJ Jazzy Jeff. &lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/1c8n52" target="_blank"&gt;WATCH THIS.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51301748652</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51301748652</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 10:05:22 -0400</pubDate><category>will smith</category><category>tv</category><category>fresh prince</category><category>celebs</category><category>bbc</category><category>uk</category><category>media</category><category>cool</category></item><item><title>Aerial view shows destructive path of Moore OK tornado. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b375035307004e4df95a4e7ca4aa8d87/tumblr_mncuzlOE7f1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/aerial-view-oklahoma-tornado/" target="_blank"&gt;Aerial view shows destructive path of Moore OK tornado&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51298741039</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51298741039</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 09:04:00 -0400</pubDate><category>tornado</category><category>news</category><category>aerial</category><category>pics</category><category>crazy</category><category>wtf</category><category>moore</category><category>oklahoma</category></item><item><title>"Close your eyes and picture this: Naughty schoolgirls punished by making them strip in front of..."</title><description>“Close your eyes and picture this: Naughty schoolgirls punished by making them strip in front of their teachers. No, this is not a plot to that porn video you watched last night. It’s what actually happened during a year-end exam at a high school in Quebec. Now, the school board is investigating.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;What the actual fuck? &lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/1ayt1u" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Read this story, it’s CRAZY&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51231896889</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51231896889</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 12:27:46 -0400</pubDate><category>teens</category><category>students</category><category>school</category><category>strip</category><category>phone</category><category>porn</category><category>high school</category><category>canada</category><category>quebec</category></item><item><title>“He ride for your sins.” Full story on this naked...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6bdf6afd131e1bbf5bb93e1640098ab6/tumblr_mnb8buiSP61r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc028c097ccdfb5945b5bb1e938a3af8/tumblr_mnb8buiSP61r0wmpgo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8534dbad3b12ac78a8a635b6f7ae63a1/tumblr_mnb8buiSP61r0wmpgo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“He ride for your sins.” &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/18b7b2" target="_blank"&gt;Full story on this naked Chinese artist here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51230244079</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51230244079</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:57:30 -0400</pubDate><category>china</category><category>naked</category><category>dude</category><category>art</category><category>cross</category></item><item><title>Watch this inspirational HS graduation speech by an out gay...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sT0337PLoDc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Watch this inspirational HS graduation speech by an out gay student — &lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/1cxnju" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;more info on the speech here.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51227768398</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51227768398</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:09:57 -0400</pubDate><category>lgbt</category><category>gay</category><category>gay teens</category><category>teens</category><category>graduation</category><category>speech</category><category>it gets better</category></item><item><title>China is erecting a penis-shaped building, so Jimmy...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/csPSVrK0wXY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;China is erecting a penis-shaped building, so Jimmy Kimmel’s producers asked little kids what they see when shown a picture of this giant phallus. This is marvelous. &lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/13yt49" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Read more on China’s bldg here.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51226132229</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51226132229</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 10:36:42 -0400</pubDate><category>china</category><category>penis</category><category>kids</category><category>lol</category><category>kimmel</category></item><item><title>The Daily Caller has the weirdest boner right now. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a778446fa224a852a1af7800cc9a088/tumblr_mnb31vEv891r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Daily Caller has the weirdest boner right now. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51224578393</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51224578393</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 10:03:31 -0400</pubDate><category>news</category><category>media</category><category>murder</category><category>crime</category><category>hot</category><category>girls</category><category>boys</category><category>dudes</category><category>women</category></item><item><title>“Is this real life,” the lion later asked his dad. </title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/e-_6GB2sMVI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/163hxj" target="_blank"&gt;“Is this real life,” the lion later asked his dad&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51223347628</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51223347628</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:36:14 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category><category>lion</category><category>dog</category><category>cute</category><category>aww</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>The American Society of Civil Engineers’ awarded Washington...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8289db1cd51262f94444f0de3621c816/tumblr_mnb0adr4VD1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4ecd39e4c6499328c8ef8d067a9d382/tumblr_mnb0adr4VD1r0wmpgo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dfc36c3d6f45720a54e3c76150467f3f/tumblr_mnb0adr4VD1r0wmpgo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href="http://hypervocal.com/tag/American-Society-of-Civil-Engineers" target="_blank"&gt;American Society of Civil Engineers&lt;/a&gt;’ awarded Washington state a “C-” for the state of its bridges on its annual infrastructure report card. More than a quarter of &lt;a href="http://hypervocal.com/tag/washington" target="_blank"&gt;Washington&lt;/a&gt;’s 7,840 bridges, it says, are considered “structurally deficient” or “functionally obsolete.” Three people felt that deficiency first-hand on Thursday night when they were rescued from the water after a bridge along Interstate-5 in Washington state collapsed, plunging cars into Skagit River below. &lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/13son9" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FULL GALLERY/VIDS HERE.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51221988733</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51221988733</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:03:49 -0400</pubDate><category>washington</category><category>bridges</category><category>news</category><category>pics</category><category>seattle</category><category>videos</category><category>cars</category><category>engineers</category></item><item><title>We warned you there would be Weiner puns …</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5bff09b4bbe03643619ebdfc93f7268/tumblr_mnayk9m2Qm1r0wmpgo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3bcc526684d8506a56689613bcc03b74/tumblr_mnayk9m2Qm1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/18367g" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;We warned you there would be Weiner puns …&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51220563125</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51220563125</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 08:26:33 -0400</pubDate><category>weiner</category><category>wank</category><category>nyc</category><category>politics</category><category>media</category><category>news</category></item><item><title>Is this the new Shit Girls Say video series?</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zdtD19tXX30?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/19xm9l" target="_blank"&gt;Is this the new Shit Girls Say video series?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51175949529</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51175949529</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:53:28 -0400</pubDate><category>conversations</category><category>lol</category><category>comedy</category><category>youtube</category><category>babies</category><category>kids</category><category>toddlers</category></item><item><title>DR. 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You can’t make this up. &lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/19xx02" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Read it here.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51173241248</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51173241248</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:17:01 -0400</pubDate><category>dui</category><category>news</category><category>crime</category><category>name</category><category>wtf</category><category>lol</category><category>madd</category><category>offbeat</category></item><item><title>While Spain’s parliament debates the future of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd224658e95bb1c70a740b6b1c53a5e8/tumblr_mn9pu61roi1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b9ee6f79970c668b77113116f5dac09/tumblr_mn9pu61roi1r0wmpgo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;While Spain’s parliament debates the future of bullfighting, female activists in Barcelona took off their clothes and put on fake blood. &lt;strong&gt;MORE AP PICS HERE —&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fhypr.vc%2F1jgs4v&amp;h=gAQHZsteE&amp;s=1" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/1jgs4v" target="_blank"&gt;http://hypr.vc/1jgs4v&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51169042336</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51169042336</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:20:30 -0400</pubDate><category>spain</category><category>girls</category><category>women</category><category>bullfight</category><category>pics</category></item><item><title>Absolutely MUST-SEE: This 9-year-old, Asean Johnson, will be...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oue9HIOM7xU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Absolutely MUST-SEE: This 9-year-old, Asean Johnson, will be president someday. During protest of city schools closures, he gave what may be the best speech of 2013. &lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/1dqknc" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;MORE INFO ON THE CLOSURES HERE.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51152038810</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51152038810</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 11:32:00 -0400</pubDate><category>school</category><category>chicago</category><category>kids</category><category>awesome</category><category>news</category><category>education</category></item><item><title>"More than a dozen Northeast Ohio restaurants have pledged an offer of a burger anytime Ramsey wants..."</title><description>“More than a dozen Northeast Ohio restaurants have pledged an offer of a burger anytime Ramsey wants to stop by and dig in. AMP 150 at the Marriott Cleveland Airport; Washington Place Bistro and Inn in Little Italy; Fahrenheit restaurant in Tremont; Market Garden Brewery, Bier Markt, Bar Cento and Nano Brew in Ohio City; Welshfield Inn in Troy Township; Hodges and Pura Vida in downtown Cleveland; 87 West at Crocker Park in Westlake; Orchard House restaurant in Brunswick; Flour restaurant in Moreland Hills, and the Allegheny Grille in Foxburg, Pennsylvania, have joined in the offer.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Dead giveaway? Free food giveaway! &lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/1c4uxb" target="_blank"&gt;More here on how Charles Ramsey will eat free burgers for the rest of his life&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51147455851</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51147455851</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 09:52:56 -0400</pubDate><category>charles ramsey</category><category>food</category><category>burgers</category><category>cool</category><category>news</category></item><item><title>Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xkhp19kMl0w?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. It’s &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://hypervocal.com/tag/arrested-development" target="_blank"&gt;Arrested&lt;/a&gt; … &lt;a href="http://hypervocal.com/tag/the-godfather" target="_blank"&gt;Godfather&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51146503744</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51146503744</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 09:30:08 -0400</pubDate><category>mashup</category><category>arrested development</category><category>godfather</category><category>comedy</category><category>lol</category><category>tv</category></item><item><title>Kmart’s wordplay follow-up commercial to “Ship My...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m1yir-p68xM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kmart’s wordplay follow-up commercial to “Ship My Pants” is out … is “Big Gas Savings” as funny as the first? &lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/1a8czd" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;MORE HERE.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51143569769</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51143569769</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 08:13:15 -0400</pubDate><category>kmart</category><category>big gas savings</category><category>advertising</category><category>ship my pants</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>Can “The Hangover” keep going? The Wolfpack’s...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-UQF28a7GU4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/12efoz" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Can “The Hangover” keep going? T&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://hypr.vc/12efoz" target="_blank"&gt;he Wolfpack’s worst nightmare.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51095751256</link><guid>http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51095751256</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:23:00 -0400</pubDate><category>the hangover</category><category>groundhog day</category><category>movies</category><category>comedy</category><category>lol</category></item></channel></rss>
