Zooey took a parting look at the page she had been reading, then closed the manuscript and dropped it over the side of the tub. “Jesus Christ almighty,” she said. “Sometimes I see me dead in the rain.”
“Yes, that is you dead in the rain,” Siri retorted plainly.
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