Ah, this is adorable. Please, “Concerned Minnesotan father and husband” Mike Frey, tell us more about sodomy and AIDS and the details of man-on-man sex, but also, don’t bother to explain how making it legal for loving gay couples to marry makes anything you’re saying true.
There comes a time in every son or daughter’s life when giving back to your parents is MUCH more enjoyable than receiving gifts.
Case in point: This awesome son gave his Alabama fan father a hat that looks like legendary coach Bear Bryant’s. Dad is happy. It’s wonderful! But wait, pop, there’s more — look inside the hat and see what’s hidden inside. Yup, you’re going to the BCS Championship game between the Crimson Tide and Notre Dame.
On the way to the chair, the poor father was standing and crying: “Oh, my son! My son! Where have I failed you?” And the son said, “Come here father. I want to whisper something to you.” The old man leaned to the son to listen and the son bit his ear off. I’m going to jail tomorrow because you spoiled me.
I love you,
Hey, congrats on the gold medal, but everyone you ever loved is kinda dead. Or possibly dying. Still, great dives!