This asshole had a YUGE year. Click here for Donald Trump’s 20 bestworst outrageous moments of 2012. It’s YUGE.
Must-see. Stephen Colbert offers Donald Trump $1 million to “put my balls in your mouth.”
No, it’s not a new game show, The Celebrity Teabag Apprentice — it’s simply Colbert’s response to Trump’s offer to donate $5 million to charity if Obama releases his college transcripts, records and applications, as well as passport applications, dental records, Chuck E. Cheese’s tickets, Fantasy Football standings, the contents to Al Capone’s vault, season 4 of Community, and his dog.
• ”Because the national debt shouldn’t be more YUGE than your butt.”
• “Because Mitt knows that fabulous 72-day opposite marriages are still better than homo marriages based on the weakness of love.”
• ”You can start your own line of sexy Mormon undergarments.”
• ”Boring white guys deserve another shot.”
• “Four words: sex tape tax break.”
On Sunday, Donald Trump received the Sarasota GOP’s “Statesman of the Year 2012” award. On Tuesday, he showed the world what it means to be a GOP Statesman with this tweet at Huffington Post queen Arianna Huffington.
Trump has always been an arrogant jerk, almost comically so. But that doesn’t mean you have to be an gaping asshole to get attention. Stick to the comb-over and the crappy television show for that.
Imagine if this clown showed up at the RNC this week? Disaster.
Mitt Romney is facing criticism that he’s an ’80s-style Gordon Gekko-type corporate raider. So how best to counteract that claim? NOT LIKE THIS.
Romney on Monday seemed to step in it when he tried to make a point about health insurance while running as far away from Massachusetts’ “Romneycare” as possible. He tried to explain how great it is to dump health insurance companies that provide poor services, but instead it came out this way: “I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.” Nice phrasing, dude.