A+ trolling: Yelp reviewers flood bigot restaurateur’s page with hilarious gay bar write-ups. More gems found here.
Imagine the status updates from the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve are in a complicated relationship. Cain and Abel just bitching about each other nonstop. Ain’t nobody got time for that. But make time for this: A church choir decided to eschew the usual fodder in favor of ‘Keep Yo’ Business Off Facebook,’ which you will be humming to yourself for the rest of the day. Amen!
You thought it was embarrassing when you let Spotify tell all your Facebook friends that you’re rockin’ out to One Direction’s latest single? Introducing Netflix Social: Now you can let all your networked friends know that you sit home on Friday nights watching Murder, She Wrote re-runs. READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE.
Fuck starting a Kick Starter to buy an hour with a prostitute, this Norway teen’s turned to social media crowd sourcing to take care of his sexual needs with his high school crush.
Since the photo already has well over a million likes, we set some new sexual goals to up the ante. See the full story here.