"Should I make my special announcement, that I sucked my first black d*&$ here?’ -Kelly Rippa
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Adam Sandler did the impossible and made even Andy Samberg unsuccessful. Their new film, That’s My Boy, opened in fifth place this weekend, with earnings of only $13 million. This makes the movie Sandler’s lowest-performing opening weekend for a comedy in 15 years. Even Jack & Jill opened to twice that amount. And 2000′s Little Nicky? Just a million more, but it opened at No. 2.
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President Obama threw down a 15-minute set on Saturday night — “I had a lot more material prepared, but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew” — and landed with just about every joke he told. From Texts from Hillary Clinton to the idiotic dog-meat scandal to VP Biden to Sarah Palin to the GOP presidential race, the president poked fun at himself and his guests with ease.