SO AMAZING: 96-year-old Fred’s song for his deceased beloved (wife of 75 years) will positively melt your heart.
There were nights when we were the only two souls in the car, perhaps even on the whole train, and even then I felt self-conscious about bothering you. She’s reading her book, I thought, she doesn’t want to talk to me. Still, there were moments when I felt a connection. Someone would shout something crazy about Jesus and we’d immediately look at each other to register our reactions. A couple of teenagers would exit, holding hands, and we’d both think: Young Love.
Amazing marriage proposal. So romantic. Back story here.
I hate having to express disdain for someone else’s body. I myself am a little overweight and very body conscious. According to Wii Fit my BMI is 27.55. I’m not saying this girl has no worth. She was a terrific person who deserves love as much as anyone else. Still, she had a shitload of extra skin which I found to be shocking and frankly, repulsive.
So, I fucked her.
There’s something funny about the image of a much older man, dreaming of a life bedding college girls again, clicking over to YouTube and watching this video of a 10-year-old, thinking, “Mmhmm, yes, that is a good tip.”