Amazing marriage proposal. So romantic. Back story here.
I hate having to express disdain for someone else’s body. I myself am a little overweight and very body conscious. According to Wii Fit my BMI is 27.55. I’m not saying this girl has no worth. She was a terrific person who deserves love as much as anyone else. Still, she had a shitload of extra skin which I found to be shocking and frankly, repulsive.
So, I fucked her.
There’s something funny about the image of a much older man, dreaming of a life bedding college girls again, clicking over to YouTube and watching this video of a 10-year-old, thinking, “Mmhmm, yes, that is a good tip.”
LOVE THESE SCOTUS SIGNS! More here.
Sing along if you know the lyrics: ♫ Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here’s my number, Tattoo my face maybe ♫