On the next How I Met Your Mother: Former Ben-Gal cheerleader and HS teacher now ENGAGED to former underaged student she bedded. How do you feel about this story? Read it here.
Amazing marriage proposal. So romantic. Back story here.
I hate having to express disdain for someone else’s body. I myself am a little overweight and very body conscious. According to Wii Fit my BMI is 27.55. I’m not saying this girl has no worth. She was a terrific person who deserves love as much as anyone else. Still, she had a shitload of extra skin which I found to be shocking and frankly, repulsive.
So, I fucked her.
There’s something funny about the image of a much older man, dreaming of a life bedding college girls again, clicking over to YouTube and watching this video of a 10-year-old, thinking, “Mmhmm, yes, that is a good tip.”
LOVE THESE SCOTUS SIGNS! More here.
Sing along if you know the lyrics: ♫ Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here’s my number, Tattoo my face maybe ♫
Our favorite comment from a pretty serious article about Staten Island being pissed at Google for sending a Street View car to post-Sandy SI.
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Personal ads? Psssh. So 2000 and late. New hotness: personal billboards.
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Nothing makes us happier today than Ross Ching’s spec commercial for Popsicle. Summertime! Kids in love! Always a winning combo.
How’d Ching get the sticks to fly up? Good question. There’s a method of arranging them so that a small trigger sets off a mass detonation. Learn how here.
