LITERALLY: The worst parents in America right here. Wanna see why? Click this — drunk kids, firearms on the floor, beatings, etc.
There are helicopter parents. And there are parents who want to show elementary schools that trick strippers do where they make their nipple pasties go around and around like a helicopter.
This 6-year-old kid hates the Miami Heat so much he burst into tears after Game 3. We feel ya, kid.