Everyone’s got a Super Bowl food hangover, and the thought of eating — let alone watching people eat — is nauseating. But Deadspin posted this terrific video of competitive eating rogue Takeru Kobayashi scarfing down a pizza in one minute, and it’s as compelling (and gross) as you think it might be. Nice try, but Liz Lemon has that beat — she shotguns!
The police department believes that, under state law, you may responsibly get baked, order some pizzas and enjoy a ‘Lord of the Rings’ marathon in the privacy of your own home, if you want to.
—Quote of the Day, from the Seattle Police Dep’t spokesman
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