That’s right, if you want more than just pizza, breadsticks and cinnamon sticks this Valentine’s Day, take advantage of the full “Tie the Knot with the Dinner Box” promotion. You’ll not only get some tasty treats, but you’ll be hooked up with a red ruby ring, fireworks show, limo service, a photographer and a videographer, all for the low, low Pizza Hut price of $10,010. Can’t beat it.

At this time there’s no word on whether Godfather’s Pizza will offer a similar package in which Herman Cain comes to your house and allegedly gropes your girlfriend before saying “Marry this guy.”