On the next How I Met Your Mother: Former Ben-Gal cheerleader and HS teacher now ENGAGED to former underaged student she bedded. How do you feel about this story? Read it here.
I hate having to express disdain for someone else’s body. I myself am a little overweight and very body conscious. According to Wii Fit my BMI is 27.55. I’m not saying this girl has no worth. She was a terrific person who deserves love as much as anyone else. Still, she had a shitload of extra skin which I found to be shocking and frankly, repulsive.
So, I fucked her.
From “OkCupid Chronicles: Embarrassing Tales of Misogyny & Low Self-Esteem” (read the rest of this hilarious essay here)
Durex is rolling out Fundawear, perhaps the future of long-distance relationships. Also perhaps the future of webcam models and imaginary girlfriends. Check out this pretty cool concept video, and some thoughts on the practicality, here.
How I Learned to Stop Being a Hater and Love OKCupid
We are living in an internet world, and I am an internet girl.
Truly, I’m not sure I wanted to meet a match through an online service. It felt contrary to how I see myself: spontaneous, social, a make-things-happen kind of person. It felt unnatural and too intentional to promote myself as a date-seeker to others who were promoting themselves as date-seekers, too. And further, if I don’t want to be that kind of person, why would I want to date someone who did?
To admit that you’re looking for someone, or something, is actually a strong and admirable thing to do. It’s about learning who you are, and taking chances when it can result in something really great.
“This weekend my partner took me to his 30-year high school reunion. When I read the program, I learned he had to send a text about his accomplishments in the last 30 years. This is what he wrote.”
Tears.
Redditor Gives Up Porn to Try to Bang His Wife Better
And documents the whole experiment using the scientific method.
“I don’t really masturbate without porn,” writes Redditor syncratio400, who, out of curiosity, subjected his shvantz to two weeks of complete NSFW abstinence: “no nude pictures, videos or anything that would typically arouse me.”
Alice Crisci has done the unthinkable. She gave up her two dogs, her rocks through cancer treatment, in order to keep her hyper-allergic fiancé. Would you give up unconditional love for conditional love? What would you do?
Source: hypervocal.com
February 14 is just like any other day. Why let those disgusting germ-swapping breeders get you down? Hell, you’re not alone — you’re solo, which is the preferred living arrangement among those who can afford it. The new ideal living arrangement? One with privacy and personal space. Because they’ve got the time, money and energy, soloists are more social, more active, healthier, better informed. And are they lonely? No way — not with vast networks of online friends!
So, stags, kudos to you. Nothing’s sexier than someone confident in his own skin. You’ve got the whole day to be incontrovertibly, undeniably awesome — from Treat Yo’self to violent TV to mangagement rings, here’s how you’re gonna do it.
