Is one better? Is one worse? That’s entirely up to you. It all depends on what you think about Democrats versus Republicans, what constitutes fidelity and hypocrisy, how much you value physical contact vis-a-vis cheating, and whether you believe in comeuppance for raging egomaniacs. But one thing is clear: Comparing Mark Sanford to Anthony Weiner is like comparing apples and some fruit that tweets crotch pics when it’s bored. It’s just lazy. READ WHY HERE, FUN COLUMN.
Burt Reynolds, you’re free to take this nice lady Trisha Paytas’s born-again virginity. Here’s why, and how. Let’s make Smokey and the Born-Again Virginity Bandit happen, Internet.
I hate having to express disdain for someone else’s body. I myself am a little overweight and very body conscious. According to Wii Fit my BMI is 27.55. I’m not saying this girl has no worth. She was a terrific person who deserves love as much as anyone else. Still, she had a shitload of extra skin which I found to be shocking and frankly, repulsive.
So, I fucked her.
There’s something funny about the image of a much older man, dreaming of a life bedding college girls again, clicking over to YouTube and watching this video of a 10-year-old, thinking, “Mmhmm, yes, that is a good tip.”
Ray J really wants you to know that he had sex with Kim Kardashian before all those other people had sex with Kim Kardashian. It’s important. We need this information. Now, thanks to a Kim look-alike, and some of the most overt references ever not-hidden in song lyrics, we have all the info we need.
Durex is rolling out Fundawear, perhaps the future of long-distance relationships. Also perhaps the future of webcam models and imaginary girlfriends. Check out this pretty cool concept video, and some thoughts on the practicality, here.
Aussie couple caught having roadside sexy time on Google Street View cam. It’s real. But is it REAL? We have some thoughts.
Four women allegedly sexually assault 19-year-old male in Toronto. Crazy story — read the details here, and keep your eye on this one.