Any San Francisco Santorum Supporters Looking for a Quick Hatef*&k? (Warning: Graphic Language)
Ahhh, Craigslist, your home for unfettered sexual desires without judgment.
A 48-year man in Santa Rosa, California has gone looking for a very specific sexual partner on the national message board site. In this ad, “Athiest seeks Santorum supporter to ruin in bed,” a man says he’s looking to find someone who shares the belief structure and values system of the presidential candidate who is so backwards on cultural issues he would limit access to birth control.
Why? So he can punish her sexually for her support of Rick “Santorum” Santorum.
I’m looking for a woman who is an avid Rick Santorum supporter. Someone who believes all the nonsense he spews forth on morality…a real devotee. I want to fuck the shit out of you. I want to make you into the slut you really are deep down, hidden beneath all the pronouncements about sin and living a clean life. I will pull your hair and buttfuck you. I will choke-fuck your throat until you’re teary eyed. Your makeup will smear and run. You’ll leave with cum in your panties and hair. And later, when you’re at your church social, you’ll advise to your fellow parishioners on the importance of tolerance and acceptance. And you’ll smile deeply to yourself…
God bless the Internet. God bless these United States.