Tina Fey broke out the Palin impression last night. Fey-as-Palin’s views on gun control — “If everybody had guns, then there would be fewer guns in the stores” — and same-sex marriage — “Well, the bible says it’s gross” and “Marriage is meant for people who wear different kinds of swimsuits” — is worth the price of admission on this thing. 

Everyone’s got a Super Bowl food hangover, and the thought of eating — let alone watching people eat — is nauseating. But Deadspin posted this terrific video of competitive eating rogue Takeru Kobayashi scarfing down a pizza in one minute, and it’s as compelling (and gross) as you think it might be. Nice try, but Liz Lemon has that beat — she shotguns!