Why being female is awesome, according to this 8-year-old.
Transcribe: “We have veginas. We get jobs. We are creative. We have stuff that makes us preanet. We have milk in our bobes. We are smart. We have power.”
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It’s common knowledge that on the Internet, men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents. So what do we make of this bizarre masquerade in which a 24-year-old woman posed as a 17-year-boy to con a 15-year-old girl into a 19-month-long online romance that culminated in two successful sexual encounters? BIZARRE, INSANE, WTF, WOW DETAILS HERE!
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GREAT ROMANCES: Man with 2 penises, woman with 2 vaginas were the sexiest couple of the 19th century.
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Wasilla High School — that’s Sarah Palin’s alma mater, folks — recently installed this sculpture by local artists, only to cover it with tarps the same day. Why? Students are giggling over how much it looks like a lady’s periwinkle.
