It’s 83 of this year’s top viral videos in a 4 minute long ultimate compilation. How many can you name? If it’s over half, then go outside immediately.
Twelve-foot-high trucks all try to squeeze under an 11-foot-8 bridge in Durham, North Carolina. This Tirade Videos compilation would make a great setup for a K-Y lube ad.
“I guess expectations of me are too, ribbit, high. Jump, they say. Catch that fly with your abnormally long tongue, they say. All fucking day, ribbit. Sometimes I just need to turn it off. Sometimes I just need time for me. Sometimes I just come to this bench in this park and think about the wrong turns I made, ribbit, the paths not chosen, the reverse mortgage, ribbit, all my kids hopping around in a world that I know to be unsafe and unloving. I just need a second, ribbit. Get that fucking camera out of my face.”
Kid Kanye, Young Yeezy, whatever. Kid prob balls so hard at recess.
So friggin’ awesome. Must-watch for a lazy Sunday…
Stephon stood just a few feet away from Barack Obama. The president, busy shaking hands, looked right at him. “It was like he was waiting for me to say something,” he said later.
So the 26-year-old Prince George’s Community College student took his cue and spoke to President Obama in his first language: American Sign Language. “I am proud of you,” Stephon signed. The president, almost involuntary, instinctively, immediately signed back.
“Thank you,” Obama replied.