You’re going to hear a lot about the man who survived both the Boston Marathon and Texas plant explosions. But meet the man who survived BOTH atomic bombs. And a guy who braved two tsunamis.
Florida has so much to worry about already: mermen, sinkholes, LEGO monsters, manatee-molesting women. But there’s another growing concern for the state with so much WTF news it’s earned its own special place in the heart of every Internet denizen: invasive African land snails that can grow to be the size of rats, eat through your home and pop your tires on the road.
A 28-year-old Russian named Vladimir Krasnov killed his 48-year-old friend, identified as Sergey, by taking Red Foreman’s favorite threat too seriously. Local reports suggest Krasnov and Sergey fought over Krasnov’s girlfriend, and when Sergey fell asleep, Krasnov decided to stick his right foot “into the victim’s anus and rectum.” Perhaps not properly lubed and poppered up, Sergey suffered severe internal bleeding and died at the scene. Rectum? This time, sadly, he did kill’um.
An unhappy man rushed onto the stage and verbally assaulted Sly James during the Kansas City (MO) Mayor’s State of the City address on Tuesday. Quick-thinking, fast-acting Kansas City police officer Marlon Buie, one of James’ personal protecters, grabbed the dude and threw him off stage. WATCH THE VIDEO HERE, WHOA.
It’s nearly impossible to hit the post four times ON THE SAME SHOT without scoring. Egeas Plomariou would like to blow your mind.
AP: ”A Bahraini anti-government protester is engulfed in flames when a shot fired by riot police hit the petrol bomb in his hand that he was preparing to throw during clashes in Sanabis, Bahrain, Thursday, March 14, 2013. Protests and clashes erupted in opposition areas nationwide Thursday with government opponents observing a ‘Dignity Strike’ — blocking roads, closing shops, protesting and staying home from work and school — called by the more radical February 14 youth group.”