Where do you come down on this work of modern art? 

a) It’s blasphemous, classless and immature. 

b) It’s a brilliant statement on the Catholic Church’s outdated beliefs.

c) This isn’t social commentary, this is ridicule for ridicule’s sake.

d) I wish the artist would’ve used soiled condoms.

e) This does more harm than good to the cause of atheism. 

f) I’m bored. And a little hungry. Let’s split.