“Darth Baby’s Lightsaber” is better than you even think it will be: Think Blair Witch meets Star Wars meets adorable baby.
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Ditch your crappy Valentine, this baby Killer Whale born today is the cutest thing you’ll see all day. More on the lil’ Valentine’s day gift at San Diego SeaWorld here.
West and Kardashian are set to welcome a bundle of reality-televised joy into this world some time in June or July. And because so many people think being the next great awful human is just a Twitter audition away, ill-wishers came out in droves to express their desire that Kardashian has a miscarriage. Hilarious! These people are the new Team Breezy. Yo Twitter, I’m really happy for your Kimye snark, and I’mma let you finish, but these jerks had the dumbest miscarriage tweets of all time! OF ALL TIME!
That hawk from those whiskey commercials finally got drunk enough to steal a kid. Hey, that’s ill-eagle. I cry fowl play.