Sports Balls Replaced With Cats is the purrfect Internet Tumblr. Check it out here, because it’s so Internetty.
In a delirium of restrained desire, I weigh, stroke and lick Kamal’s balls, then take his penis in my hands, between my breasts, into my mouth. He sits up, reaches for me and I allow him to explore me in turn. He runs his tongue and lips over my breasts, the back of my neck, my toes, my stomach, the countless treasures between my legs, oh the sheer ecstasy of lips and tongues on genitals, either simultaneously or in alternation, never will I tire of that silvery fluidity, my sex swimming in joy like a fish in water, my self freed of both self and other, the quivering sensation, the carnal pink palpitation that detaches you from all colour and all flesh, making you see only stars, constellations, milky ways, propelling you bodiless and soulless into undulating space where the undulating skies make your non-body undulate …
Must-see. Stephen Colbert offers Donald Trump $1 million to "put my balls in your mouth."
No, it’s not a new game show, The Celebrity Teabag Apprentice — it’s simply Colbert’s response to Trump’s offer to donate $5 million to charity if Obama releases his college transcripts, records and applications, as well as passport applications, dental records, Chuck E. Cheese’s tickets, Fantasy Football standings, the contents to Al Capone’s vault, season 4 of Community, and his dog.
“If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him.” (BOOOOOS)