The traditional national news media covered the story. Every day authorities provided updates. Yet this never rose to the level one might expect for an unfolding tragedy with all the elements of “if it bleeds, it leads.”
Why didn’t this one reel us in? Was it simply Super Bowl week? Did we write it off as “The South?” If this were Long Island or Southern California, would we have cared more? Did we just feel too helpless, like there was nothing that we could possibly do? Were we scared we’d tune in at the exact second they told us the boy was dead, or sexually abused, or beaten, or eaten? Was it simply boring, all the “action” having taken place before most of us were aware of it?
Or, and this may be it, was Jimmy Lee Dykes just too crazy for a real-life villain, two steps over the acceptable level of derangement we require?
Voice of Elmo accused of sexual relationship with 16-yo boy. How did he respond? Read it here. No tickle-me jokes til this gets sorted please.
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BEST THING you will see today. In 1992, Shaun Sperling not only became a man, but he also became FABULOUS! Bar Mitzvah Vogue for the win.
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Caption this Chinese boy who got his head stuck in a stone balcony.
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Cutest music nerd EVER! The Wiggles are a gateway to The Beatles.
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It’s common knowledge that on the Internet, men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents. So what do we make of this bizarre masquerade in which a 24-year-old woman posed as a 17-year-boy to con a 15-year-old girl into a 19-month-long online romance that culminated in two successful sexual encounters? BIZARRE, INSANE, WTF, WOW DETAILS HERE!
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This chemistry class “extra credit” project is awesome and all … but clearly this kid is just trying to get laid, right? RIGHT?!
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Live lip dub marriage proposal? Oh, Isaac, you’re setting the bar way too high for every man who comes after you!
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The best story you’ll see all week: Partially deaf 4-year-old tells mom he doesn’t want to wear hearing aids, mom writes Marvel, Marvel makes a new superhero.
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I have been told on several different occasions that I look like Christopher Reeve, Harry Potter (without glasses), and even Michael Cera (although it probably didn’t help that I dressed up as his character from the movie ‘Juno’ one year for Halloween). Instead of comparing me to the likes of Pat Benatar, Natalie Portman, or any other kick-ass short-haired females, I get told I look like a boy.






