John Pike, 40, the campus cop who was seen around the world pepper-spraying unarmed, civilized protesters, will receive workers’ compensation totaling $38,056. Pike will reportedly receive more of a settlement than the peaceful protesters he pepper-sprayed. Let that sink in a moment.
After 4chan busted a pizza worker jerkin’ it in the back on an unsecured webcam, the Yelp reviews started coming in fast and furious.
What’s the best way to smuggle marijuana from Mexico into the United States? Heightened border security makes drug mules a tougher play. Tunnels are passé and discovered frequently. How about a cannon that fires packed pot bundles over the fence from Mexicali to California? Done. This thing was seized by authorities.