Close your eyes and picture this: Naughty schoolgirls punished by making them strip in front of their teachers. No, this is not a plot to that porn video you watched last night. It’s what actually happened during a year-end exam at a high school in Quebec. Now, the school board is investigating.
All your friends are excited about the impending return of Arrested Development. But are they as excited as Thomas Mulcair, New Democratic Party Member of Parliament and Leader of the Official Opposition? He’s so pumped that while wondering aloud where the $3.1 billion the Conservatives lost track of went, he asked whether the money was in the banana stand. Okay, Bluth fans, which one of you just blue yourself?
Four women allegedly sexually assault 19-year-old male in Toronto. Crazy story — read the details here, and keep your eye on this one.
Remember this youth hockey coach who tripped a 13-year-old? He was sentenced to jail on Tuesday. For how long? Click here.
The one group exempt from Canadian politeness?
Free Willy, in real life, also has a happy ending. Those 11 killer whales trapped in the sea ice up in Canada have been freed, the mayor says.
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What’s the backstory on these Canadian grandpas giving a lovely rendition of Elton John’s “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” from Disney’s The Lion King. Find out at HyperVocal.com
At about 10 a.m. on Dec. 21, a Tim Hortons customer at the Beaverhill Boulevard location decided to pay for the order of the next vehicle in the drive-through line. That began a chain of random acts of kindness that lasted for three hours — and 228 orders.
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A 7-month-old monkey in an awesome coat walked into an IKEA in Toronto today. The memes and parodies have begun, natch.
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