I hate having to express disdain for someone else’s body. I myself am a little overweight and very body conscious. According to Wii Fit my BMI is 27.55. I’m not saying this girl has no worth. She was a terrific person who deserves love as much as anyone else. Still, she had a shitload of extra skin which I found to be shocking and frankly, repulsive.

So, I fucked her.

From “OkCupid Chronicles: Embarrassing Tales of Misogyny & Low Self-Esteem” (read the rest of this hilarious essay here) 
Many people and websites have changed the way people now laugh at Internet comedy. But The Lonely Island — Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone — must be on everyone’s short list. The trio’s SNL sketches, starting with “Lazy Sunday,” not only transcended comedy, but it spawned the idea of non-amateur “viral videos” catching fire on YouTube. Our friends at Paper Mag went deep on The Lonely Island as they get set to finish their third album, The Wack Album. Check it out here.
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Many people and websites have changed the way people now laugh at Internet comedy. But The Lonely Island — Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone — must be on everyone’s short list. The trio’s SNL sketches, starting with “Lazy Sunday,” not only transcended comedy, but it spawned the idea of non-amateur “viral videos” catching fire on YouTube. Our friends at Paper Mag went deep on The Lonely Island as they get set to finish their third album, The Wack Album. Check it out here.
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Many people and websites have changed the way people now laugh at Internet comedy. But The Lonely Island — Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone — must be on everyone’s short list. The trio’s SNL sketches, starting with “Lazy Sunday,” not only transcended comedy, but it spawned the idea of non-amateur “viral videos” catching fire on YouTube. Our friends at Paper Mag went deep on The Lonely Island as they get set to finish their third album, The Wack Album. Check it out here.
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Many people and websites have changed the way people now laugh at Internet comedy. But The Lonely Island — Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone — must be on everyone’s short list. The trio’s SNL sketches, starting with “Lazy Sunday,” not only transcended comedy, but it spawned the idea of non-amateur “viral videos” catching fire on YouTube.

Our friends at Paper Mag went deep on The Lonely Island as they get set to finish their third album, The Wack Album. Check it out here.

HyperVocal editor-in-chief Slade Sohmer joined Stand Up! with Pete Dominick on Tuesday morning to discuss Jason Collins’ coming out and what it means for LGBT equality. Sandwiched between all the serious stuff — like important allies and societal progress — Slade and Pete found time to discuss some lighthearted moments, historical matters and more.

Do you know the inventor of the high-five was a gay pro baseball player who got blackballed from the sport? Do you know how many states there are where cousins can get married but gays can’t? Do you know Pete can rub his bald head in oil and rub it on anyone he likes, straight or gay? It’s all part of this fairly serious analysis of an important sports milestone. READ MORE.

Source: SoundCloud / Slade Sohmer