Congratulations to those of you who’ve always wanted to root for a real-life Rocky IV: George Zimmerman is your Apollo Creed, and now we’ve learned that DMX is your Ivan Drago. The pair will fight in a celebrity boxing match, with the date and part of James Brown to be announced later.
Listen to DMX ruin your child’s Christmas as he raps “Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer.”
If this is DMX’s take on Rudolph, I can’t wait to hear his version of “Silent Night.”
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