Whether you’re celebrating or commiserating, the election results are an event you’ll want to be drunk for. Grab some friends and a case of White House Honey Ale and hold a beer summit of your own. Because like democracy, drinking games require a group, otherwise it’s just alcoholism.
Start by picking a winner for each state using the color-coordinated charts below. Then simply sit back, relax and wait for the results to pour in as freely as the booze. As each state is announced, use the matrix to calculate your points — and start pounding ’em back.
1 point = Make someone drink
10 points = Make someone take a shot
20 points = Shotgun a beer
Human can opener shows you how a real man drinks beer. “I was bored in my deer stand so I decided to open some beers with my teeth and chug them for everyone’s viewing pleasure,” writes countrybullet, who has gums like Firestone tires and teeth like the shards of Narsil. Do not try this at home. Or this.