Time to get cleaned up, Mitt.
Mitt Romney will get to have a White House lunch after all. But just one. Obama & Romney to do lunch in the residence tomorrow! Details here.
The easy joke: Crow will be served.
The medium joke: What “gifts” will Obama be
The hard joke: _____________________.
Weigh in with your best joke.
Due to Ham Rove’s timely passing, I am announcing that Colbert Super PAC is shutting down effective immediately. During this time of mourning, we ask that you respect our privacy, and more importantly, the privacy of our money. It wishes to stay out of the public eye, so please don’t go trying to find it. Rest assured, you won’t. We have a really good lawyer. I am a man of faith. I believe that Ham Rove in a better place now… and so is the money. I hope you have faith as well, because that’s all you’re ever going to know for sure.
Well unfortunately, and most of my employees are Hispanic — I’m not gonna go into what kind of company I have, but I have mostly Hispanic employees — well unfortunately we know what happened and I can’t wait around anymore, I have to be proactive. I had to lay off 22 people today to make sure that my business is gonna thrive and I’m gonna be around for years to come. I have to build up that nest egg now for the taxes and regulations that are coming my way. Elections do have consequences, but so do choices.
“Boo Obama bin Laden, hooray beer!”
This morning The Guardian published a very cool and awesome interactive graphic novel recounting the history of the 2012 presidential election from its early beginnings in the 2008 Republican Primary. Leave it to the Brits to do something this awesome with American politics.
Watch this video carefully. We don’t know in what state the footage was taken, and it’s impossible to verify that this video wasn’t doctored or edited. But it clearly shows a voting-machine glitch that repeatedly switches an Obama selection to Romney.