Ohio Paper Helps Stalker Achieve Orgasm
The most important piece of information in this engagement announcement found in Bowling Green, Ohio’s Sentinel-Tribune newspaper on December 14th is “A wedding date has not yet been set.” That’s because Gordon Parks II and Jill M. Goris are not engaged. While the photo is real, and Goris admits she has met Parks in real life, the engagement is a figment of Parks’ imagination. The bride-to-be isn’t a bride-to-be; the groom-to-be is a “stalker.”
