On the way to the chair, the poor father was standing and crying: “Oh, my son! My son! Where have I failed you?” And the son said, “Come here father. I want to whisper something to you.” The old man leaned to the son to listen and the son bit his ear off. I’m going to jail tomorrow because you spoiled me.
I love you,
Lenny
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‘Milk in My Sippy Cup’ is the best dad-son hip-hop collab yet.
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They killed his family when he went out for more hot dogs. Now this #1 Dad wants revenge. Check out the latest parody trailer from the people that brought you ‘Man Without a Facebook’ and ‘Horatio: The Early Years.’
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When it comes to using physical abuse to toughen up your kids, best take the sage advice of Don Draper: “My father beat the hell out of me. All it did was make me fantasize about the day I could murder him.” Take note, Anthony Sanchez.
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