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The 18 Oddly Sexy Stories You May Have Missed in 2012
This year we met the woman with two vaginas and the man with two penises, who were the sexiest couple of the 19th century.  
We saw this 22-year-old cam performer film herself masturbating in Cornell University’s library.  
And found 5 gay porn actors who look like the lads in One Direction. You’re welcome.  
See these and the rest of the overlooked oddly sexual stories at Hypervocal.com
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The 18 Oddly Sexy Stories You May Have Missed in 2012
This year we met the woman with two vaginas and the man with two penises, who were the sexiest couple of the 19th century.  
We saw this 22-year-old cam performer film herself masturbating in Cornell University’s library.  
And found 5 gay porn actors who look like the lads in One Direction. You’re welcome.  
See these and the rest of the overlooked oddly sexual stories at Hypervocal.com
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The 18 Oddly Sexy Stories You May Have Missed in 2012
This year we met the woman with two vaginas and the man with two penises, who were the sexiest couple of the 19th century.  
We saw this 22-year-old cam performer film herself masturbating in Cornell University’s library.  
And found 5 gay porn actors who look like the lads in One Direction. You’re welcome.  
See these and the rest of the overlooked oddly sexual stories at Hypervocal.com
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The 18 Oddly Sexy Stories You May Have Missed in 2012

This year we met the woman with two vaginas and the man with two penises, who were the sexiest couple of the 19th century.  

We saw this 22-year-old cam performer film herself masturbating in Cornell University’s library.  

And found 5 gay porn actors who look like the lads in One Direction. You’re welcome.  

See these and the rest of the overlooked oddly sexual stories at Hypervocal.com

    • #sexy
    • #best of 2012
    • #one direction
    • #gay porn
    • #two penises
    • #two vaginas
    • #cornell library porn
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R.I.P. Marty, the real-life Nyan Cat who passed away late last night. You’ll live on in our hearts and in the heart of the internet forever. 
More at HyperVocal.com: Model poses in Sandy destruction, a “Breaking Bad”-themed “Mythbusters” and gay-porn piracy.
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R.I.P. Marty, the real-life Nyan Cat who passed away late last night. You’ll live on in our hearts and in the heart of the internet forever. 

More at HyperVocal.com: Model poses in Sandy destruction, a “Breaking Bad”-themed “Mythbusters” and gay-porn piracy.

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    • #Nyan Cat
    • #Sandy
    • #Breaking Bad
    • #Gay porn
    • #Mythbusters
    • #R.I.P.
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Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson: One Direction Gay Affair?

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    • #one direction
    • #1d
    • #harry styles
    • #louis tomlinson
    • #boy bands
    • #boys
    • #hot boys
    • #gay
    • #lgbt
    • #gay boys
    • #porn
    • #twink
    • #gay porn
    • #greg seals
    • #rumor
    • #entertainment
    • #celebs
    • #music
  • 10 months ago
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James Franco’s next project will be a “homo sex art film” because of course it will be. Greg Seals says “No one in the entirety of humanity has ever wanted to f*&k themselves more than James Franco has.” Truth!

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    • #hyperventilate
    • #james franco
    • #dave franco
    • #homo
    • #homo sex art film
    • #art
    • #film
    • #movies
    • #porn
    • #gay
    • #gay porn
    • #lgbt
    • #hollywood
    • #celebs
    • #entertainment
    • #weird
    • #wtf
    • #greg seals
  • 10 months ago
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Throwback to the “5 gay porn actors who look like the lads in One Direction” post we did in April. Some of these are uncanny, no?
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Throwback to the “5 gay porn actors who look like the lads in One Direction” post we did in April. Some of these are uncanny, no?
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Throwback to the “5 gay porn actors who look like the lads in One Direction” post we did in April. Some of these are uncanny, no?

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    • #1d
    • #boy bands
    • #boys
    • #gay
    • #gay porn
    • #girls
    • #harry
    • #lgbt
    • #liam
    • #louis
    • #music
    • #niall
    • #one direction
    • #one erection
    • #porn
    • #pr0n
    • #zayn
    • #celebs
    • #shirtless
  • 10 months ago
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Murderous, dismembering gay porn star CAUGHT. Details here.
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Murderous, dismembering gay porn star CAUGHT. Details here.

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    • #gay
    • #gay porn
    • #porn
    • #porn star
    • #caught
    • #police
    • #interpol
    • #news
    • #breaking news
    • #luka
    • #luka rocco magnotta
    • #canada
    • #montreal
    • #germany
    • #berlin
    • #internet
    • #internet cafe
    • #cannibalism
  • 11 months ago
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Think this Montreal dismemberment case is weird? It’s just the tip of the gay porn murder iceberg. Here are more bizarre gay porn murders.
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Think this Montreal dismemberment case is weird? It’s just the tip of the gay porn murder iceberg. Here are more bizarre gay porn murders.

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    • #gay porn
    • #porn
    • #murder
    • #crime
    • #bizarre
    • #offbeat
    • #Luka
    • #canada
    • #dismemberment
    • #blotter
    • #police
    • #montreal
    • #lgbt
    • #gay for pay
    • #gay
    • #gruesome
    • #murders
  • 11 months ago
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10 classic books about mining that sound like porn.
Yes, these are real, every last one of ‘em. Oh, Tobias, you blowhard!
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10 classic books about mining that sound like porn.
Yes, these are real, every last one of ‘em. Oh, Tobias, you blowhard!
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10 classic books about mining that sound like porn.

Yes, these are real, every last one of ‘em. Oh, Tobias, you blowhard!

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    • #Mining
    • #porn
    • #gay porn
    • #sex
    • #books
    • #illustrations
    • #glory hole
    • #glory holes
    • #boys
    • #climax
    • #miners
    • #deep enough
    • #lgbt
    • #gay sex
  • 1 year ago
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See the rest: 5 gay porn actors who look like One Direction.
We just want royalties when someone films One Erection.
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See the rest: 5 gay porn actors who look like One Direction.

We just want royalties when someone films One Erection.

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    • #One Direction
    • #1D
    • #Niall Horan
    • #Louis Tomlinson
    • #Zayn Malik
    • #Liam Payne
    • #Harry Styles
    • #Liam
    • #Harry
    • #Niall
    • #Zayn
    • #Louis
    • #Porn
    • #Gay Porn
    • #twink
    • #Twinks
    • #Sex
    • #Barely legal
    • #Music
    • #Boy Bands
    • #Music
    • #Shirtless
  • 1 year ago
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Why, yes, that is a portrait of Rick Santorum made entirely of gay porn images.
Here’s the question this  portrait raises: If you’re Rick Santorum, the most brazenly anti-gay  national political figure out there, are you more grossed out by  libidinous acts of grotesque homosexuality or a beautiful image of your  beautiful face made from those small thumbnails of those very acts? 
On a somewhat related  note, it’s time for the mainstream media to take our cue and start  referring to Santorum as “Pastor Dad from Footloose.” Given  these latest unearthed Satan-obsessed comments noted in the lede of this  post, how much different is Santorum from Reverend Shaw Moore of Elmore  City, Oklahoma? If this were a blind test, you couldn’t really be sure  that “Satan is not in these books! He’s in here! He’s in your hearts. Go  on home, all of you. Go and sit in judgment on yourselves,” came from  John Lithgow’s legendary anti-dancing tightwad and not Santorum’s  archives.
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Why, yes, that is a portrait of Rick Santorum made entirely of gay porn images.

Here’s the question this portrait raises: If you’re Rick Santorum, the most brazenly anti-gay national political figure out there, are you more grossed out by libidinous acts of grotesque homosexuality or a beautiful image of your beautiful face made from those small thumbnails of those very acts?

On a somewhat related note, it’s time for the mainstream media to take our cue and start referring to Santorum as “Pastor Dad from Footloose.” Given these latest unearthed Satan-obsessed comments noted in the lede of this post, how much different is Santorum from Reverend Shaw Moore of Elmore City, Oklahoma? If this were a blind test, you couldn’t really be sure that “Satan is not in these books! He’s in here! He’s in your hearts. Go on home, all of you. Go and sit in judgment on yourselves,” came from John Lithgow’s legendary anti-dancing tightwad and not Santorum’s archives.

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    • #Rick Santorum
    • #Satan
    • #LGBT
    • #Gay
    • #Gay Porn
    • #Porn
    • #Pornography
    • #Politics
    • #Unicorn Booty
    • #John Lithgow
    • #Footloose
    • #Pastor Dad from Footloose
  • 1 year ago
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