Like The Avengers? Didn’t enjoy it? Didn’t see it? Wherever you fall on that spectrum, take one look at the work that went into making the film, all the CGI and visual effects, and you’ll have a new respect for this thing.
Reeling from the news that his part has been cut from Broken City, Vince and his new girlfriend, an anatomically accurate sex robot named Drusilla (IS Robotics, 2012; patent pending), drive their Mazda3 off a cliff outside of Hollywood. But there’s another problem: Vince wants to be married with the robotic love of his life! How are they possibly going to fit both of them in the casket? With a Dimensions® Plus-Size casket from Batesville Casket! The film ends with Eric, weeping over the body of his best friend and his mechanized sex slave. Turtle pulls him into a bear hug, and, after letting his best friend cry on his shoulder for a few minutes, calls him a pussy.
James Franco’s next project will be a “homo sex art film” because of course it will be. Greg Seals says “No one in the entirety of humanity has ever wanted to f*&k themselves more than James Franco has.” Truth!
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