This genius attempted to break into a grocery store in Redding, California, and the results cackle louder than words.
St. Patrick’s Day, the co-opted American holiday named after the patron saint of Amateur Hour, gave us some bro-epic brawls and parties. It also delivered unto us those who shall bring forth the Idiocracy, like this strapping lad who decided to slam dunk a beer pong ball from the roof. Let’s hope that’s the only roofie this yutz slipped this year.
Can you be arrested for jumping over a cop? Watch this.
St. Patrick’s Day Brawl: Albany Amateur Hour Douche Edition — click here for the video of this douchetastic brawl (turn volume down).
Genius kid steals woman’s cell phone, posts stoned selfie to HER Facebook page —> http://hypr.vc/1d9vr1
With great power comes great responsibility … not to be a juvenile prick. Pro-tip: If you’re a councilman with access to the Washington, Pennsylvania, city-wide emergency alert system, it’s best to refrain from using this power to tell your constituents that your high school buddy Bryan “is gay.” Check out this idiot’s excuse about alternate definitions.
Your Facepalm of the Day: Bob Beckel will justifiably snag all the headlines for his idiotic “When was the last time you heard about a rape on campus?” MORE ON STATS HERE.
See the epic police beat down that happens when a Mardi Gras idiot throws beer at a cop and then punches him in the face. It doesn’t end nicely.
The facts are now becoming obvious. This is another case where Israel has chosen violence and terrorism where their bullying in Washington has failed. Israel believes the US “threw them under the bus,” particularly after the recent Gaza war, allowing Israel to be humiliated in the United Nations. Their response was to stage a terror attack, targeting America in the most hideous and brutal way possible, in fact, an Israeli “signature attack,” one that butchers children, one reminiscent of the attacks that killed so many children in Gaza?
To use what is being called a flimsy ploy to bring this guy in for questioning proves that the Obama administration, through all this appeasement and apologizing, answers to the Qu’ran first and to the Constitution second.
FLAMER ALERT: Watch this anti-gay protester accidentally set fire to General Mills’ lawn. Since it’s Minnesota, maybe Marcus Bachmann will give him a hug.
Source: hypervocal.com
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