Occupy Bourbon Street
Rally cry: “It’s unfair that 99% of beads are collected by the bustiest 1%.”
Key demand: “TITS OR GTFO!”
Occupy 221B Baker Street
Rally cry: “Lenders and Big Banks don’t got a clue — they caused this housing crisis!”
Key demand: “It’s elementary: Stop foreclosing on our Holmes!”
In honor of the first anniversary, here are 11 Occupy Wall Street spin-offs. See them all right here.
Transcribe: “We have veginas. We get jobs. We are creative. We have stuff that makes us preanet. We have milk in our bobes. We are smart. We have power.”
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Here’s an idea to break the [Bush Tax Cuts] stalemate: If the “Job Creators” want “certainty” that the Bush tax cuts will be extended so they can invest and create jobs, why not give them X amount of time to prove they’ve created X amount of jobs, at which point if they haven’t done so, they would pay the higher tax rate retroactively?
BlackBerrys were in fact considered in the survey but given very few respondents reported being a BlackBerry user, their numbers were not statistically relevant. Of those considering themselves smartphone owners, only 9 percent reported being BlackBerry users.