Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross shows up to the Roseanne Roast DRESSED AS JOE PATERNO. This is how you offend to laughs. Take notes, Tosh/Cook.
Click here for Ross’ hilarious comments about the costume.
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A little HyperVentilation on Daniel Tosh and rape jokes.
During a round of karaoke at Orlando, Florida’s O’Shucks Bar, former N*Sync member Chris Kirkpatrick stepped up to sing his decade-old hit “Bye Bye Bye” — and changed the lyrics a bit. Instead of “Baby, bye bye bye,” the 40-year-old sang, “Baby, f**k her ass.” It ain’t no lie.
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Politics is a hard game, and politicians rise to the occasion in pressurized situations. They come to Washington DC, ready to spill out their insides in order to get ahead. With that in mind, here’s Mr. Boner from Ohio.
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Rep. Barney Frank apologized for his ill-timed cringe-inducing Trayvon Martin quip during his address to the graduates of University of Massachusetts Dartmouth on Sunday. The retiring representative, referring to the hooded academic robe that civil rights leader Hubie Jones had just received, said: “You now have a hoodie you can wear and no one will shoot at you.” His comment elicited nervous laughter.
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Next up: A quick set at Ha-Ha’s in Cleveland.
President Obama threw down a 15-minute set on Saturday night — “I had a lot more material prepared, but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew” — and landed with just about every joke he told. From Texts from Hillary Clinton to the idiotic dog-meat scandal to VP Biden to Sarah Palin to the GOP presidential race, the president poked fun at himself and his guests with ease.



