Hey, racists, how does it feel to be schooled by this awesome 10-year-old Nat’l Anthem singer? IMPORTANT CONTEXT HERE.
China is erecting a penis-shaped building, so Jimmy Kimmel’s producers asked little kids what they see when shown a picture of this giant phallus. This is marvelous. Read more on China’s bldg here.
Absolutely MUST-SEE: This 9-year-old, Asean Johnson, will be president someday. During protest of city schools closures, he gave what may be the best speech of 2013. MORE INFO ON THE CLOSURES HERE.
Put down the disaster porn and check out the best video from Oklahoma tornado — elementary students reunite with loved ones after emerging from hard-hit school. Pics/vids here, must-see.