Best local news: “I know the vacuum cleaner man … he’s seen my tits.”
What did you do today? Maybe you went to work. Maybe you picked up the dry cleaning. Maybe you stubbed your toe. THIS RUSSIAN GRANDMA FOUGHT OFF A WOLF WITH HER BARE HANDS AND KILLED IT WITH AN AXE. Great video of her speaking to media here.
Adam Conner spotted something awesome, and troubling, and awesome, at the airport on Tuesday morning. So he posted it to Facebook: “Woman at Dulles security line, unable to carry her plastic handle of Smirnoff vodka through security, is currently drinking it in line and offering swigs to other passengers. It’s 7:30am and TSA is not amused.”