Fox News needed an angle nobody else had, so bookers invited “reality television psychologist” Dr. Robi Ludwig onto a panel to offer up a fresh, hot take: The misogynist shooter could not cope with his “homosexual impulses.” When people flipped out, she said she was “misunderstood.” SURE.
Your Guide to Explaining to Your Kid That Two Men Kissed on Television: “Wait, why is your kid watching the seventh round of the NFL Draft on a perfectly nice Saturday afternoon? The first thing you should do is explain to your little snowflake that you’re a shitty parent because you let them sit inside all day when the sun was shining after such a harsh winter. Let’s move!” (MORE HERE)
Now, grab a chair, hit yourself in the head with a mallet and get ready for the worst, weirdest, saddest analogy about the LGBT community and/or consensual same-sex acts you’ll ever hear in your life: “Is it OK for, you know,” South Dakota pastor and Republican state Rep. Steve Hickey begins, “eight of your friends that you’re in love with to take a dump in your bed and then you can sleep in it all year long?” WELL, IS IT?
It’s been five years of same-sex marriage in Iowa. As a never-married male over the age of 40, everyone thought I was gay. Now I’m just a loser. What a relief!
Out and proud Winter Olympian Blake Skjellerup attended Jason Collins’ first home game with the Brooklyn Nets. It’s hard for him to even describe it. He tried here. GOOSEBUMPS.