Hey internet, meet you’re next Sweet Brown. Michelle Clark recounting a hail storm will have you screaming, “KABOOYOW!”
Ahh, she used the ol’ “Why would I bang another underaged boy, I’m totes scissoring with a fellow felon now?!” gambit. Nice move.
Christmas, Hanukkah and Festivus may be over, but local news is the gift that keeps on giving. In 2012, we kept Portland weird, found Jay-Z’s sister, witnessed cats videobombing reporters and saw a weatherman aroused by moisture from John. Take a look at the 10 best local news moments of 2012.
Best local news: “I know the vacuum cleaner man … he’s seen my tits.”