Remember the Australian mother who sold her “bitchy” daughter’s One Direction tickets because the teenager lied about where she was and instead spent the night hanging out “like little trollops at an older guys HOUSE?”
Dr. Lil Wayne gave this 4-year-old girl a sweet stainless steel grill.
You all have fought for him as surely as if you were one of his parents. You’ve changed and are changing the lives of little boys and girls who realize somewhere along the way they’re just different from their other brothers and sisters … and so the FUCK what?
Hey, congrats on the gold medal, but everyone you ever loved is kinda dead. Or possibly dying. Still, great dives!
You’re 15, it’s midnight at a gym, and this 24-year-old woman is half-naked and kissing you in a tanning booth. Then, your mom starts banging on the door.