SIREN: ZOO OTTERS PLAYING THE KEYBOARD. (Meh, wake us when these otters master Europe’s “The Final Countdown.”)
Bach on the Tarmac: These musicians said US Airways did some instrument discrimination. Full story here. What say you?
TODAY’S MUST-SEE: But that twist at the end of the Will Ferrell v. Chad Smith drum-off! is really special. (Back story here!)
GOOD THOUGHTS HERE: He’s about the masses of fans who miss him. He’s for us. He is us. It’s comforting to have him back, but it’s also a little terrifying to realize the idol you love is a hollow shell that you fill with a nostalgia so strong that it dispenses with the need for living, breathing, failure-prone human beings.