Joe Biden has the bestest phone conversations.
You’re waiting for a train in Stockholm. It’s nearly deserted at this hour. There, in the dark, a drunk man approaches the edge of the platform. He teeters, and eventually he falls onto the tracks. He’s lying there. Prone. You can hear a slow-moving train in the distance, on its way. What do you do?
a) Yell for help as loud as you can; call someone, anyone
b) Jump down on the tracks and drag him to safety
c) Jump down and roll him in a safer spot so as not to be struck
d) Jump down and steal the man’s phone, a silver case and a gold necklace, then leave him lying there while the train barrels over him