Everyone’s got a Super Bowl food hangover, and the thought of eating — let alone watching people eat — is nauseating. But Deadspin posted this terrific video of competitive eating rogue Takeru Kobayashi scarfing down a pizza in one minute, and it’s as compelling (and gross) as you think it might be. Nice try, but Liz Lemon has that beat — she shotguns!
The police department believes that, under state law, you may responsibly get baked, order some pizzas and enjoy a ‘Lord of the Rings’ marathon in the privacy of your own home, if you want to.
—Quote of the Day, from the Seattle Police Dep’t spokesman
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That’s right, if you want more than just pizza, breadsticks and cinnamon sticks this Valentine’s Day, take advantage of the full “Tie the Knot with the Dinner Box” promotion. You’ll not only get some tasty treats, but you’ll be hooked up with a red ruby ring, fireworks show, limo service, a photographer and a videographer, all for the low, low Pizza Hut price of $10,010. Can’t beat it.
At this time there’s no word on whether Godfather’s Pizza will offer a similar package in which Herman Cain comes to your house and allegedly gropes your girlfriend before saying “Marry this guy.”