Habemus Ear Penetratum: This Jesuit high schooler’s wet willie is definitely the most exciting part of Francis’ papacy, but it could result in a suspension for his on-air antics.
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The New York Post has the obvious winner for Quote of the Day, along with the Headline of the Day: “Pope hope is dope.”
At St. Patrick’s Cathedral yesterday, Dolan was asked about rumors that he would be named the first American pope when the College of Cardinals convenes next month to select Pope Benedict’s successor. “I’d say those are only from people smoking marijuana,” Dolan said.
Is it possible that all of a sudden men have gone mad? We don’t believe it. The fact is that women are increasingly provocative, they become arrogant, they believe themselves to be self-sufficient and end up exacerbating the situation. Children are abandoned to their own devices, homes are dirty, meals are cold or fast food, clothes are filthy.