I was asked once by a southern relative how I could jive my sexuality with my religion. Without batting an eye, I told her, “Well, when I’m in church, I’m not thinking about screwing, and when I’m screwing, I’m sure as hell not thinking about church.”
If Pope Francis is serious about growing his flock of parishioners, he’s going to have to do more than just say he’s not judging gay priests. I’ve slept with a couple of priests, and I’m sure they’d like to be able to open and honest about who they are.
Major League Baseball’s midsummer classic has come and gone. The All Star Game marks the unofficial midpoint of the baseball season, and here at Hypervocal, we decided to take a page from the boys of summer and formulate a roster of the biggest newsmakers at the midpoint of 2013. See who made the team here.
Habemus Ear Penetratum: This Jesuit high schooler’s wet willie is definitely the most exciting part of Francis’ papacy, but it could result in a suspension for his on-air antics.
Here are some sexy priests from the Calendario Romano to get you hot under the collar while we wait on Conclave day 2 to convene.
How to become Pope: The Internet’s foremost explainer, @cgpgrey, gives it his best shot. Watch, learn, laugh.
The New York Post has the obvious winner for Quote of the Day, along with the Headline of the Day: “Pope hope is dope.”
At St. Patrick’s Cathedral yesterday, Dolan was asked about rumors that he would be named the first American pope when the College of Cardinals convenes next month to select Pope Benedict’s successor. “I’d say those are only from people smoking marijuana,” Dolan said.