Pope Benedict XVI is now on Twitter! But he only follows 7 people, all of which are himself. Just lost a bet — we thought for sure he’d be following this magnificent seven: @OneDirection, @Harry_Styles, @NiallOfficial, @zaynmalik, @Real_Liam_Payne, @Louis_Tomlinson and @JustinBieber.
a) It’s blasphemous, classless and immature.
b) It’s a brilliant statement on the Catholic Church’s outdated beliefs.
c) This isn’t social commentary, this is ridicule for ridicule’s sake.
d) I wish the artist would’ve used soiled condoms.
e) This does more harm than good to the cause of atheism.
f) I’m bored. And a little hungry. Let’s split.