Four women allegedly sexually assault 19-year-old male in Toronto. Crazy story — read the details here, and keep your eye on this one.
Ahh, she used the ol’ “Why would I bang another underaged boy, I’m totes scissoring with a fellow felon now?!” gambit. Nice move.
You may have heard by now that authorities stepped in and thwarted a devious plot to kill and castrate Phish disciple Justin Bieber.
If you haven’t, go read this, it’s brief. Here’s the curious part:
Martin told cops there was a bigger plot, the murder and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he’s even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg.
Now, coupled with the fact that Martin is “a convicted killer serving two life sentences for raping and killing a 15-year-old girl in Vermont, in 2000,” are we to assume that Martin is obsessed with The Biebs because of his resemblance to a 15-year-old girl, or that he’s obsessed with The Biebs because all of Martin’s fantasy girls are in love with Justin?
“I bet you a dollar I can play with your boobs without touching them,” Friest allegedly told the doctor.
Then there’s balls-to-the-wall public sex. Right there in the open, on the outdoor patio of a busy restaurant. With families watching, minors watching.
"People have this picture in their minds of a person planning to – a psychopath. But that’s not the case. Suppose you have a man having a nervous breakdown, and a youngster comes after him. A lot of the cases, the youngster — 14, 16, 18 — is the seducer.
Well, it’s not so hard to see. A kid looking for a father and didn’t have his own — and they won’t be planning to get into heavy-duty sex, but almost romantic, embracing, kissing, perhaps sleeping, but not having intercourse or anything like that. I’s an understandable thing, and you know where you find it, among other clergy or important people; you look at teachers, attorneys, judges, social workers.
Here’s this poor guy — Sandusky — it went on for years.”
Penn State Reportedly Banning Sweet Caroline at Games
We’ve compiled a list of 18 other popular songs that Penn State might also want to consider banning from its sporting events.
• ‘Smokin’ in the Boys Room’ – Motley Crue
• ‘The Boy is Mine’ – Brandy & Monica
• ‘Everytime We Touch’ – Cascada
• ‘Confessions Part II’ – Usher
• ’Dirty Little Secret’ – The All-American Rejects
• ‘Somebody’s Watching Me’ – Rockwell
• ’U Can’t Touch This’ – MC Hammer
• ’Boys Don’t Cry’ – The Cure
• ’Do You Wanna Touch Me’ – Joan Jett
• ’Behind Closed Doors’ – Charlie Rich
• ’Baby Boy” – Beyoncé
• ’Don’t Stand So Close to Me” – The Police
• ’Hot Child In The City” – Nick Gilder
• ’Hot For Teacher’ – Van Halen
• ’Cradle of Love’ – Billy Idol
• ’Touch and Go’ – The Cars
• ‘I Think We’re Alone Now’ – Tiffany
• ’Sweet Child o’Mine’ – Guns N’ Roses
And even though the 61-year-old attacker admitted to following the woman with clear intent to rape, violently assaulting her and tearing off her pants and “grabbing at her crotch,” he will receive a lessened assault charge — because the woman’s penis “invalidates” the rape.
You’re 15, it’s midnight at a gym, and this 24-year-old woman is half-naked and kissing you in a tanning booth. Then, your mom starts banging on the door.