It was truly the year of the troll. In 2012 4chan sent Taylor Swift to perform at a school for the deaf, got lettuce-stomping Burger King employees fired, and dubbed the new Mountain Dew flavor.
Master troll pays $137 parking ticket with 137 origami pigs.
You gotta admire his tenacity. Problem, municipal court?
When he goes into a public bathroom, preferably an airport or shopping mall, tape a sign that says “Free Blumpkins” to the door of his stall. He will love all the attention.