Chilling: London Machete Attacker Gives Impromptu Interview to Eyewitness. Unreal. MORE HERE: hypr.vc/17unm9
IRL: A defendant named Bart Simpson stood trial before a judge named Mr. Burns. Read about it here. This really happened in the UK.
It’s been about a decade since we’ve heard from the bestworst boss in history. To benefit Comic Relief in the UK, though, Ricky Gervais reprised his brilliant role as former paper company manager David Brent in a BBC 1 segment called “The Office Revisited.” The “local Simon Cowell” has traded paper for cleaning products, but otherwise Brent is up to his same old tricks as an all-time unintentionally hilarious buffoon. SECOND VIDEO HERE.
MEN OF NO CLOTH: Catholic Church Owns Share of Europe’s Biggest Gay Sauna. Read this report here: “The sauna’s website promotes one of its special ‘bear nights,’ with a video in which a rotund, hairy man strips down before changing into a priest’s outfit.”
Will Smith leads yet another Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme rap-along in the UK! They love this dude over there.
Even your crappy roommate would never drunkenly fry your pet hamster. What punishment did he get? Find out here.
An as-of-yet-unidentified man dressed in full Batman regalia, albeit with a paunch and a loose-fitting suit, has been fighting crime in Northern England. The unofficial caped crusader collared a wanted man and brought him in to police custody in Bradford. Police in the West Yorkshire city charged the criminal with handling stolen goods.
Silly kid, that thing’s faker than your mom wishing your dad a good day in the morning. Just relax, ‘fraidy cat, there are no living dinosaurs … other than Chris Bosh, but he’s all the way across the pond in Miami.
This fine specimen, pro soccer player Robbie Rogers, came out as gay today. We have some thoughts here.








