"Darth Baby’s Lightsaber" is better than you even think it will be: Think Blair Witch meets Star Wars meets adorable baby.
"I guess expectations of me are too, ribbit, high. Jump, they say. Catch that fly with your abnormally long tongue, they say. All fucking day, ribbit. Sometimes I just need to turn it off. Sometimes I just need time for me. Sometimes I just come to this bench in this park and think about the wrong turns I made, ribbit, the paths not chosen, the reverse mortgage, ribbit, all my kids hopping around in a world that I know to be unsafe and unloving. I just need a second, ribbit. Get that fucking camera out of my face."